(via ilegzz)
Source: radiophile
my dog was barking and shes already fat so i refused to give her cheese and then we both dramatically turned away from eachother and i heard somebody that i used to know playing from another room and it was the most drama ive had in months
(via biologytextbook)
Source: gerard-gay
“Where’s my soda?”
“The Dr. Pepper? It’s in it’s nest…”
(via geothebio)
Source: luci-taichou
“Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still know where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.”
(via daphneackles)
Source: fuckyeahdouglasadams
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(via garama)
Source: higgitusfiggitus
